Oct 4, 2012
Mitt Romney brought his best manic cokeface to the debate, and Barack Obama acted sort of how I act after I’ve taken an over-the-counter sleeping pill, forgotten about it, and then suddenly become distracted by something on the internet for like an hour and then tried to call my brother to talk about it (‘So… it’s like… weird and stuff. What’s going on with you? How is Minnesota town? I mean Minneapolis? Sorry, I just got distracted. What was I saying?’).
Erin Gloria Ryan, Jezebel
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