Jul 22, 2014
If you and your husband are using the same yeast supply and are making bread in the same kitchen, and his dough always rises while yours sometimes fails, then it may just be the cussedness of things in general.
John Francis, commenter on Chowhound
Jul 22, 2014
You cannot fall, you are noble. The universe is a part of you and you a part of it. And every piece of it is made of science and magic. Every part of you is science and magic.
Anis Mojgani (via nerdlife1)

(via msfrannyglass)

Jul 16, 2014
There is too much journalism right now that is just based on people scraping the Internet and riffing off something else.

Editors are Americans too. We don’t want to help terrorists.

I don’t mind the word fired. I do not like the word former. It just sounds icky.
Jill Abramson, Cosmopolitan
Jul 14, 2014
It is always exciting to have an unusual lobster.
Michelle Costa, quoted by Doreen Leggett in Wicked Local
Jul 7, 2014
My greatest inspiration is a low bank balance.
Ludwig Bemelmans (h/t @NYHistory)
Jul 7, 2014
The reason these people do not want to see a fat body in a bikini is because traditionally, that garment is something a woman earns by proving herself attractive enough to exist.
Jenny Trout, Huffington Post
Jul 5, 2014
'The moral of the story is never to joke on the internet,' he said. 'Someone will say: “That sounds good,” and then you'll have to do it.'
Vincent Connare, creator of Comic Sans, quoted by Tim Dowling in the Guardian 
Jul 5, 2014
From a graphic standpoint, Derek Van Gieson lays on the ink with a jackhammer; thematically, he’s dredging some infernal pits of the collective psyche for images, characters, and surreal situations that add up to a nightmarish skull-fuck of a book.

Jason Heller, A.V. Club

Jul 5, 2014
If there’s a buzzing-noise, somebody’s making a buzzing-noise, and the only reason for making a buzzing-noise that I know of is because you’re a bee.
A. A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh
Jul 5, 2014
I’ve never really gotten lying anyway, because all you do is postpone the day at which you’re revealed to be a liar.
Tabitha King, The New York Times
Jul 5, 2014
Because they’re educated and sit safely at desks, they don’t think of themselves as blue-collar mopes who need to strike for higher pay and better working conditions.
Edward McClelland, Salon
Jul 5, 2014
The lawyer for the aquarium was so outraged,” [Steven] Wise said. “He kept saying, ‘Judge, our own dolphin is suing us!’
Charles Siebert, The New York Times
Jul 5, 2014
This suggests that ‘Twitter users are unable to distinguish between humans and bots,’ which is concerning in light of the proliferation of services that measure interest and opinion on social networks.
MIT Technology Review (h/t Harvard Business Review)
Jun 24, 2014
Prettiness is not a rent you pay for occupying a space marked ‘female.’

Erin McKean, A Dress a Day

Jun 20, 2014
There was something intriguing to me about this combination, like dipping a macaron into Cheeto dust.
, Slate
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